Stupid Tom

Every few weeks, we have a guest that comes to the house.  To more accurately describe it, in INVADES the house, because a) he always comes unannounced and b) we really don't want him there.

First of all, he likes to punch.  Sometimes, it's a sucker-punch to the stomach.  Sometimes he likes to punch you in the back (coward) and once in a while, he hits you in the head (that's just mean!).

And we of course get grouchy.  Who wouldn't get grouchy when he's so mean?

He always likes to whisper in your ear too.  But it's not "sweet-nothings".  Oh no, that's too nice.  He whispers about how a WHOLE PAN of brownies sounds soooo good right now.  Or a huge batch of cookie dough would be great.  Or even better, brownies and then the cookie dough!

But at least he leaves you alone when your pregnant.  But that's only because Tom doesn't get along so well with the other guy-PG.  Have you noticed they don't really like each other.  I mean, you don't see them hanging out with each other.

And how 'bout this?  He LEAVES THE BOYS ALONE.  I'm totally convinced Tom is a member of the He-Man Woman-Haters club.  If fact, I suspect he may even be the founder and CEO.

Stupid, Stinkin' Tom.