Inside my head (such an interesting place)

Have you ever thought, "If I had split personalities, who would they be?"  I know, kinda weird, but I am such a multi-faceted person, that the only thing separating me from truly having this disorder is my full control and awareness of these other people.  No seriously, don't you have other people inside your head?


So maybe I'm watching too much United States of Tara, but I started a list of them:

•  A sweet, innocent little girl.  She's kinda shy and makes it hard to order food at a counter. 
• An 80-yr old granny.  She's so wise and knows so much about the world.  This is the woman I see myself becoming.  Sometimes her body aches and so mine will too. 
• A grouchy, hermit guy.
• Monk/scholar that has tons of history inside his head.  He pretty much lives at a library.  Probably at Oxford or something.
• Spoiled little braty girl
• Chola/ghetto girl (she was born when I became a freshman at Paramount High.  Kinda hard not to develop this girl when you are surrounded by them)  She comes out and plays with Rene (you haven't met her yet, just wait!!)
• Valley Girl
• Farm Girl
• June Cleaver Domestic Goddess
• A 16-yr old girl.  This is the one that pops out when my girls play with clothes, hair or make-up and talk about boys.  She gets all giggly sometimes.  She's dating my husband that little fluzy. 
• A 15-yr old boy.  He likes to show up when Billy brings home a new video game.  He'll play videos games for 15-1/2 hours if no one tells him otherwise.  He's also the one that will eat McDonalds or some other fast food every day if left to his own devices.  He also LOVES Star Wars.  He is definately a FanBoy, a computer geek, plays D&D and has a dorky laugh.  When you think if a nerdy teenage boy, this is him.  He also says "Dude" in every way possible.  It's one of his favorite words.  He believes you can use it in any context.   (Example here)

And then...Rene. Yeah, this one has a NAME.  She's become pretty dominant, but then again, that's her style.  She was born around April 1998.  I know this because I believe it was her that filed those divorce papers and no one else.  But...she's baaaaddddd. I always image her sleeping in some leather get up instead of PJs.  She has a shoe fetish (the higher the better), likes to wear tight jeans and is quite proud of her natural cleavage.  If you ever see me "owing" it, that's actually Rene, out to play for the night.

She's such a little vixen.

She's definitely assertive and somewhat of a control freak.  She doesn't care what people think of her and can be a bit of a bitch at times.


But she also doesn't have much sympathy or compassion.  Yeah, kinda heartless.  This is when I have to reign her in some, otherwise, no one would like me.

So who's inside your head?  'Fess up now...